Hows about I give youse twenty bucks? (This sentence is grammatically incorrect unless you're from New York. Like me. In which case it reflects honors-level English.)

No, really. If you register for the Group Life Conference 2008 by Tuesday, July 29th, it's like us handing you twenty bucks. Use it for gas. Take a trip to Starbucks. Surprise your finance committee.

Now multiply that $20 times everybody on your team who is coming to the conference. That's right... every registration is $20 less NOW than it will be AFTER July 29.

If you don't know all the names of people you're bringing, that's OK. Our crack registration team can put you down for any number of registrants "to be named later" just like in the Big Leagues. Pay now, recruit later. Don't know what breakouts you want? No problem. Register today, and you can choose your breakouts up until October 3.

You only have a few days left to pull this off. Register online now or call 800-570-9812. You'll save big bucks.